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Everything we've sung at lately.
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Geriatric Sexpot
Tune: There'll Always be an England Note: This can also be recited as a spoken piece I'm Sixty and I'm Sexy At least that's what I hear From the programs seen on TV And the talk…
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Safety for Women
Tune: Jesus Loves the Little Children Every woman should be safe, Safe from torture and from rape, Safe from every form of cruelty by males Every mother, sister, wife Has a right to a peaceful life…
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Here Comes Donald Trump
Tune:Here Comes Santa Claus Here comes Donald Trump, here comes Donald Trump Straight down Alt-Right Lane Spicer and Bannon and Huckabee-Sanders Pullin’ on the reins. Throwing tantrums, tweeting nonsense Every bloody night So jump in bed…
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Where Will All the Young Girls Go?
Tune: Where Have All the Flowers Gone? Tags: Sexism, Youth Where will all the young girls go? As the years go passing Where will all the young girls go? Holding their hopes Where will all the…
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Uh Oh, We’re In the Red, Dear
Tune: Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer Uh oh we're in the red, dear On our credit card it shows Christmas is almost over But the debit line still grows Shopping like Santa's zombies Sends our budget down…
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Toilet Song
Tune: I’ve Been Workin’ on the Railroad Congratulations on the toilet It’s a concept we adore The only problem with the toilet Is we need a hundred more! There’s a lineup for the toilet Mayor…
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Safe Sex
Tune: Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, It’s Off to Work We Go Hi-ho, Hi-ho…..As off to bed we go We Grannies smile because we know Safe sex – Is quite the best If you abstain, you`ll suffer much…
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Grannies Aren’t Gonna Slow Down
Tune: The Deadwood Stage (from Calamity Jane) It’s been 20 years and the Grannies aren’t gonna slow down We’ve sung and we’ve raged and folks still wanna keep us around A toast to ourselves –…
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The Weapon in the Window
Tune: How Much is that Doggie in the Window How much for that weapon in the window Oh what is the price to be paid… How much for that weapon in the window How many…
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Get Us Out of the War Game
Tune: Take Me Out to the Ball Game Get us out of the war game, Get us out, make us proud! Stop selling weapons like cracker jacks Peddling guns causes plenty of flack, So let's root,…