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Tag: ageism
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When I’m Eighty-Four
Tune: When I’m Sixty-Four Now that I’m older, losing my health In my golden years (kazoo – toot-toot-toot-toot-toot) Can I still be counting on some Medicare? Or a two-tiered system – patient beware! If I’m…
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Oh Dear – What Can the Matter Be?
Tune: Oh Dear, What can the matter be? Oh Dear – What can the matter be?We’ve been attacked by the forces of gravityFat has appeared where we once had concavityNobody said life was fair. Older men, they…
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Geriatric Sexpot
Tune: There'll Always be an England Note: This can also be recited as a spoken piece I'm Sixty and I'm Sexy At least that's what I hear From the programs seen on TV And the talk…