Tune:Here Comes
Santa Claus

Here comes Donald Trump, here comes Donald Trump

Straight down Alt-Right Lane

Spicer and Bannon and Huckabee-Sanders

Pullin’ on the reins.

Throwing tantrums, tweeting nonsense

Every bloody night

So jump in bed and cover your head

There’s a nut case in full flight.

Oh…Here comes Donald Trump, here comes Donald Trump

Spewing racist hate

The Klan is cheering and skinheads jeering

‘Cause everyone else is fake.

Black Lives matter is useless patter as far as Trump’s concerned

Climate change is a massive hoax

By the scientists he’s spurned.

Here comes Donald Trump, here comes Donald Trump

Women, watch your rears

If you’re female, he can kiss you

Drive us all to tears.

Women have caught him, shamed him, fought him

He just doesn’t tire

If you cross him, he will surely

Tweet that you’re a liar.

Here comes Donald Trump, here comes Donald Trump

Some just love this clown 

The Klan is happy with their new granddaddy

But….Alabama shut him down.

No bells are ringing, no children are singing

The Korea guy goads him on

So fill your hearts with Christmas fear

When the Donald is Putin’s pawn. 

Here comes Donald Trump, here comes Donald Trump

Building that damn wall

No immigration, in a white Trump nation

He’ll shut those borders all!

Peace on earth is a hopeless cause

When all is fearful and white

So let’s put faith in the ballot box

Til the Donald is out-ta sight.

Here comes Donald Trump, here comes Donald Trump

Straight down Alt-Right Lane

With Israeli Netan-yahooo

Stoking up the flames.

Throwing tantrums, tweeting nonsense

Nothing is merry and bright

So jump in bed and cover your head

There’s a nut case in full flight.

• Author: Granny Lynn, Calgary Raging Grannies, Christmas 2017