{"id":1222,"date":"2018-12-01T15:23:29","date_gmt":"2018-12-01T22:23:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/calgary.raginggrannies.org\/wp\/?p=1222"},"modified":"2018-12-03T19:56:26","modified_gmt":"2018-12-04T02:56:26","slug":"toilet-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/calgary.raginggrannies.org\/wp\/toilet-song\/","title":{"rendered":"Toilet Song"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tune:<\/strong> I\u2019ve Been Workin\u2019 on the Railroad <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Congratulations on the toilet<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s a concept we adore<\/span><\/p>\n

The only problem with the toilet<\/span><\/p>\n

Is we need a hundred more!<\/span><\/p>\n

There\u2019s a lineup for the toilet<\/span><\/p>\n

Mayor Naheed Nenshi<\/span><\/p>\n

Give us enough to serve the public<\/span><\/p>\n

Then we\u2019ll all shout YIPPEE!<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Do you have to go, do you have to go<\/span><\/p>\n

Do you have to go right now, oh wow<\/span><\/p>\n

Do you have to go, do you to go<\/span><\/p>\n

Do you have to go right now?<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

How \u2018bout one on each street corner<\/span><\/p>\n

In busy neighbourhoods?<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s just a wee drop in the bucket<\/span><\/p>\n

But we think that goal is good.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Pee pie piddly on no<\/span><\/p>\n

Pee pie piddly on no oh ohhh<\/span><\/p>\n

Pee pie piddly\u00a0 on noh<\/span><\/p>\n

I really had to go!<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Congratulations on the toilet<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s a concept we adore<\/span><\/p>\n

The only problem with the toilet<\/span><\/p>\n

Is we need a hundred MORE!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Author:<\/strong> Calgary Raging Grannies; Granny Sandra 2008 modified by Granny Judy, 2014<\/span><\/p>\n

(On the occasion of the opening of the first fully automated public toilet in Calgary)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tune: I\u2019ve Been Workin\u2019 on the Railroad   Congratulations on the toilet It\u2019s a concept we adore The only problem with the toilet Is we need a hundred more! There\u2019s a lineup for the toilet Mayor Naheed Nenshi Give us enough to serve the public Then we\u2019ll all shout YIPPEE!   Do you have to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ocean_post_layout":"","ocean_both_sidebars_style":"","ocean_both_sidebars_content_width":0,"ocean_both_sidebars_sidebars_width":0,"ocean_sidebar":"","ocean_second_sidebar":"","ocean_disable_margins":"enable","ocean_add_body_class":"","ocean_shortcode_before_top_bar":"","ocean_shortcode_after_top_bar":"","ocean_shortcode_before_header":"","ocean_shortcode_after_header":"","ocean_has_shortcode":"","ocean_shortcode_after_title":"","ocean_shortcode_before_footer_widgets":"","ocean_shortcode_after_footer_widgets":"","ocean_shortcode_before_footer_bottom":"","ocean_shortcode_after_footer_bottom":"","ocean_display_top_bar":"default","ocean_display_header":"default","ocean_header_style":"","ocean_center_header_left_menu":"","ocean_custom_header_template":"","ocean_custom_logo":0,"ocean_custom_retina_logo":0,"ocean_custom_logo_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_tablet_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_mobile_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_max_height":0,"ocean_custom_logo_tablet_max_height":0,"ocean_custom_logo_mobile_max_height":0,"ocean_header_custom_menu":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_family":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_subset":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_size":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_unit":"px","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight_tablet":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight_mobile":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform_tablet":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform_mobile":"","ocean_menu_typo_line_height":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_unit":"","ocean_menu_typo_spacing":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_unit":"","ocean_menu_link_color":"","ocean_menu_link_color_hover":"","ocean_menu_link_color_active":"","ocean_menu_link_background":"","ocean_menu_link_hover_background":"","ocean_menu_link_active_background":"","ocean_menu_social_links_bg":"","ocean_menu_social_hover_links_bg":"","ocean_menu_social_links_color":"","ocean_menu_social_hover_links_color":"","ocean_disable_title":"default","ocean_disable_heading":"default","ocean_post_title":"","ocean_post_subheading":"","ocean_post_title_style":"","ocean_post_title_background_color":"","ocean_post_title_background":0,"ocean_post_title_bg_image_position":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_attachment":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_repeat":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_size":"","ocean_post_title_height":0,"ocean_post_title_bg_overlay":0.5,"ocean_post_title_bg_overlay_color":"","ocean_disable_breadcrumbs":"default","ocean_breadcrumbs_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_separator_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_links_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_links_hover_color":"","ocean_display_footer_widgets":"default","ocean_display_footer_bottom":"default","ocean_custom_footer_template":"","ocean_post_oembed":"","ocean_post_self_hosted_media":"","ocean_post_video_embed":"","ocean_link_format":"","ocean_link_format_target":"self","ocean_quote_format":"","ocean_quote_format_link":"post","ocean_gallery_link_images":"on","ocean_gallery_id":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,42,49,63],"tags":[100,26],"class_list":["post-1222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health-care","category-human-rights-2","category-grannies","category-social-justice","tag-herstory","tag-homelessness","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/calgary.raginggrannies.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1222"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/calgary.raginggrannies.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/calgary.raginggrannies.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/calgary.raginggrannies.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/calgary.raginggrannies.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/calgary.raginggrannies.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/calgary.raginggrannies.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/calgary.raginggrannies.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/calgary.raginggrannies.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}