Tune: Old McDonald Had a Farm
We’re weird about sex in Canada
Do it with consent
We don’t accept it’s good any way
Do it with consent
What difference does it make
How people screw
So what if it’s different
Than the way you do
We’re weird about sex in Canada
Do it with consent
We have many parts that are so fun
Do it with consent
Why not make use of every one
Do it with consent
Hands, tongues
Breasts and feet,
Elbows, noses
Butts and teeth,
And genitals are not the least,
Do it with consent
There are lots of ways of enjoying sex
Do it with consent
It’s time to give condemnation a rest
Do it with consent
If all are able
To agree
Then it does no harm
To you or me
There are lots of ways of enjoying sex
Do it with consent
Yes
Do it with consent
Yes
Do it with consent
By Laurie Rostholder, for the Seattle Raging Grannies, 2019, adjusted for Canada by Calgary Raging Grannies