Tune:Here Comes Santa Claus
Here comes Donald Trump, here comes Donald Trump
Straight down Alt-Right Lane
Spicer and Bannon and Huckabee-Sanders
Pullin’ on the reins.
Throwing tantrums, tweeting nonsense
Every bloody night
So jump in bed and cover your head
There’s a nut case in full flight.
Oh…Here comes Donald Trump, here comes Donald Trump
Spewing racist hate
The Klan is cheering and skinheads jeering
‘Cause everyone else is fake.
Black Lives matter is useless patter as far as Trump’s concerned
Climate change is a massive hoax
By the scientists he’s spurned.
Here comes Donald Trump, here comes Donald Trump
Women, watch your rears
If you’re female, he can kiss you
Drive us all to tears.
Women have caught him, shamed him, fought him
He just doesn’t tire
If you cross him, he will surely
Tweet that you’re a liar.
Here comes Donald Trump, here comes Donald Trump
Some just love this clown
The Klan is happy with their new granddaddy
But….Alabama shut him down.
No bells are ringing, no children are singing
The Korea guy goads him on
So fill your hearts with Christmas fear
When the Donald is Putin’s pawn.
Here comes Donald Trump, here comes Donald Trump
Building that damn wall
No immigration, in a white Trump nation
He’ll shut those borders all!
Peace on earth is a hopeless cause
When all is fearful and white
So let’s put faith in the ballot box
Til the Donald is out-ta sight.
Here comes Donald Trump, here comes Donald Trump
Straight down Alt-Right Lane
With Israeli Netan-yahooo
Stoking up the flames.
Throwing tantrums, tweeting nonsense
Nothing is merry and bright
So jump in bed and cover your head
There’s a nut case in full flight.
- Author: Granny Lynn, Calgary Raging Grannies, Christmas 2017