Toilet Song

Tune: I’ve Been Workin’ on the Railroad

 

Congratulations on the toilet

It’s a concept we adore

The only problem with the toilet

Is we need a hundred more!

There’s a lineup for the toilet

Mayor Naheed Nenshi

Give us enough to serve the public

Then we’ll all shout YIPPEE!

 

Do you have to go, do you have to go

Do you have to go right now, oh wow

Do you have to go, do you to go

Do you have to go right now?

 

How ‘bout one on each street corner

In busy neighbourhoods?

It’s just a wee drop in the bucket

But we think that goal is good.

 

Pee pie piddly on no

Pee pie piddly on no oh ohhh

Pee pie piddly  on noh

I really had to go!

 

Congratulations on the toilet

It’s a concept we adore

The only problem with the toilet

Is we need a hundred MORE!

                                                             

Author: Calgary Raging Grannies; Granny Sandra 2008 modified by Granny Judy, 2014

(On the occasion of the opening of the first fully automated public toilet in Calgary)