Tune: I’ve Been Workin’ on the Railroad
Congratulations on the toilet
It’s a concept we adore
The only problem with the toilet
Is we need a hundred more!
There’s a lineup for the toilet
Mayor Naheed Nenshi
Give us enough to serve the public
Then we’ll all shout YIPPEE!
Do you have to go, do you have to go
Do you have to go right now, oh wow
Do you have to go, do you to go
Do you have to go right now?
How ‘bout one on each street corner
In busy neighbourhoods?
It’s just a wee drop in the bucket
But we think that goal is good.
Pee pie piddly on no
Pee pie piddly on no oh ohhh
Pee pie piddly on noh
I really had to go!
Congratulations on the toilet
It’s a concept we adore
The only problem with the toilet
Is we need a hundred MORE!
Author: Calgary Raging Grannies; Granny Sandra 2008 modified by Granny Judy, 2014
(On the occasion of the opening of the first fully automated public toilet in Calgary)