Uh Oh, We’re In the Red, Dear

 Tune: Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer

Uh oh we’re in the red, dear
On our credit card it shows
Christmas is almost over
But the debit line still grows

Shopping like Santa’s zombies
Sends our budget down in flames
But all our Yuletide spirit
Grows the giant retail chains.

I’m so foggy Christmas Eve
Wondering how we’ll pay
Christmas doesn’t seem so bright
When our finances are tight

So here’s a plan for next year
Let’s forget the shopping spree
Let’s give a gift of love, so
All our Christmas gifts are free!